|Season 1, Episode 3|
|Air date||March 7, 2015|
|Starring|| Peter as himself|
Trey as the turtle whisperer
Tony as the turtle
|Written by|| Peter|
|"The Intervention"||"Writer's Block"|
The Interview is the third video in Season 1.
Peterpotocorp has a new applicant.
[The distant future, Peterpotocorp H.Q.]
[The interviewer is seated at his desk, scribbling notes. He looks up.]
Interviewer (calling): Next!
[The turtle whisperer walks into the room with a turtle in his arms.]
Whisperer (brightly): Hello, hey.
Interviewer: Did you bring him for, uh, moral support?
Whisperer: No, silly, he's the one applying.
[The whisperer sits down.]
Interviewer (eyeing turtle): You realize this is a North American box turtle, right?
Whisperer: I try to look past color.
[The interviewer stares onward at the whisperer in concealed anger.]
Interviewer: Did you bring a résumé?
Whisperer: No, but he did.
Interviewer (indignantly): Could I see it?
[The whisperer takes a crumpled up résumé out of his pocket and hands it to the interviewer, who unfolds it.]
Interviewer: It's written in crayon.
Whisperer (proudly): Yeah, that was me.
Interviewer (sarcastically): Nice penmanship.
Whisperer (honestly): Thank you.
[The interviewer sighs and frowns at the whisperer, who only dumbly smiles back.]
Interviewer: Well, it says here you went to college, or he went to college, it does not, however, specify which one, it just says "college".
[Closeup of the résumé. The whisperer leans over and makes a gurgling sound to the turtle, then cups his ears and sticks them into the bowl.]
Whisperer: North American box turtle--
[The interviewer cuts off the whisperer, now understanding the acronym.]
Interviewer: So, given that he's applying for a position that we don't support, [to turtle] why should we hire you?
Whisperer: He'll work for free.
Interviewer: He's hired.
[Framed photo of the turtle with a plaque that reads "Employee of the Month".]
- The turtle that plays the one featured in the video is named Tony and is Trey's pet. Tony is actually a female, but they weren't aware of this when they named her. This makes Tony the first female to appear in a Peterpotomus video.
- The video makes a point of mentioning that the turtle is a North American box turtle, although Tony is actually a painted turtle.
- At a mere 2:07, The Interview is Peterpotomus's shortest video. This is because of filming issues.